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Joke: Target Practice
It was a nice day at the park by the lake. Three guys were casting their lines to catch some fish and a couple were rowing in a small boat. Two crows were cruising1 by, eyeing for some targets to let loose on. The younger of the two crows tried to show off and dove2 onto those three guys. Tut, tut, tut. But it went thud, thud, hitting only two of the three.
The older crow went towards the couple in the moving row boat. Tut, tut. And it went thud, hitting only one of the couples. Since this was a moving target, it didn't seem all that bad.
Then out from nowhere came this little bird, wings still wet like it was just been hatched4. It dove towards those three guys. Tut, tut, tut. Thud, thud, thud. It swooped5 over to the row boat. Tut, tut. Thud, thud. Then a kid riding a bike came around. It flew over there. Tut. Thud. And it then rested on a tree branch.
So the two crows felt embarrassed and went over there, said, We are impressed! Where do you learn to let loose on people like that?
The little one said, I may be a new hatch3 but I've got plenty of experience. In my former life I was a lawyer.
The older crow went towards the couple in the moving row boat. Tut, tut. And it went thud, hitting only one of the couples. Since this was a moving target, it didn't seem all that bad.
Then out from nowhere came this little bird, wings still wet like it was just been hatched4. It dove towards those three guys. Tut, tut, tut. Thud, thud, thud. It swooped5 over to the row boat. Tut, tut. Thud, thud. Then a kid riding a bike came around. It flew over there. Tut. Thud. And it then rested on a tree branch.
So the two crows felt embarrassed and went over there, said, We are impressed! Where do you learn to let loose on people like that?
The little one said, I may be a new hatch3 but I've got plenty of experience. In my former life I was a lawyer.
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