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FOUR CATHOLIC LADIES
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together. The first one tells her friends, My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'.
The second Catholic woman chirps1, My son is a Bishop2. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'.
The third Catholic woman says smugly, My son is a Cardinal3. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence4'.
The fourth Catholic woman sips5 her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle Well.....?
She replies, My son is a gorgeous, 6'2, hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'.
The second Catholic woman chirps1, My son is a Bishop2. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'.
The third Catholic woman says smugly, My son is a Cardinal3. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence4'.
The fourth Catholic woman sips5 her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle Well.....?
She replies, My son is a gorgeous, 6'2, hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God...'.
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